Um. Here be new things of relevance to you, the one who ingests new things.
Blog? Sure, we have one weblog. That's what makes this social media. Otherwise, we would be completely anti-social. We wouldn't be communicating at all.
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Most recent news: Weaving Class happening somewhere soon. Too many people participating in military occupations. New coffee shop? Tree expert, coming to a community garden near you!