"It's easy to learn and it's good to know."

Son of a bitch. The shit I get for leaving uncouth messages on people's machines. Motherfuckers. Good luck to 'em all.

We almost felt the love tonight. First time since we've been on this miserable little island. Fucking post-colonial bullshit. Someone should tell them that the revolution was successful. And then they should explain it real clear for us in the slow class. Posters of naked women just aint gonna cut it. Anyway, we're calling this one "Poker in the rain."

cold showers and belly button lint

So much easier to walk away. Try to forget I've become what I hate. The truth is what we told you . Don't answer. Don't speak until...what? Fucking Dillinger Four. Fucking Melt Banana. Excuse me. I'm sorry. It must be all the booze.

Leftover Crack and the Librarians of Tomorrow

intolerance and ignorance, there's got to be a better way. Wreck the Place Fantastic.

Hooray for the gun. Hooray for the chair. Hooray for the prisons and poisonous air.

Today's recommended web sites: pbskids.org; nickjr.com; the web site for the San Francisco science museum

Discussion topic: the only good cop is a dead cop. Go on. Discuss. All's fair in love and war.