Recap of today's events:
computer dies
computer comes back to life
human breaks computer
human kills computer
computer comes back to life
computer is no longer broken

Analysis:
life is random.

Further analysis:
Life is random. Life is fragile. Things fall apart. Things fall together. Humans are death machines. Humans are life machines. You know, Dictionary 2.12.1 says that authority is the life of government. I have an awful headache.

Missing time:
My memory database appears to be missing some time spent yesterday night. It went something like this.

-Pleasant afternoon spent with flatmates and bicycles.
-Followed closely by Death on the corner of University and King.
-Drank about four too many martinis at Lulu's Waikiki Surf Club.
-???
-Conversation with man in a car somewhere in Honolulu.
-Walked home.

When I came to, my shirt was inside out, I was missing an ATM/Debit card, and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my arm pit. This violates a number of axioms of mine. One, gleaned from a neighbor with whom I exchanged tobacco for avocados, if you are going to get sloppy drunk in Hawai'i, do it in your house. Two, credit cards are evil. And three, don't stick stuff in your pits. Also, cell phones are evil.